"new york" Funny Status Messages

   n't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil..

   NBC is paying Conan O'Brien 30 million dollars to do absolutely nothing. As a result, Conan has been named an honorary New York Knick.

   Should've Driven to New York in my Toyota to see Puxotony Phil

   On 1 August 1981, MTV played the 1st music video "Video Killed the Radio Star". On Feb. 23 1992 "(18 years ago today) MTV played the 1st reality show "the Real World New York" and so began a metaphorical song "Reality Killed the Video star"!

   New York Times reports Neanderthals mated with humans thousands of years before "Jersey Shore."

   A New York animal shelter is seeking donations of Viagra to treat a pit bull. I'm thinking that this is going to be one of the most frightning animals on the planet.

   did you know that Women in New York may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

   The weather in New York is partly cloudy and warm...just like A-Rods urine sample

   If two trains leave New York, one heading west at 40mph and the other heading south at 35mph, where are my car keys?

   Thinking about moving to New York and setting up a mobile bacon sandwich stand about a couple of blocks from Ground Zero.

   How is illegal to talk on phone while driving in new york but its legal for the guy from cash cab to host a television show while driving?

   Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.

   Boston fans always bring up the total team salary of New York when the Yankees lose, yet they never mention Red Sox have MLB's 2nd highest payroll and still failed to qualify for playoffs. Translation = Yankees spend wisely, Red Sox do not. Case rested.

   "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers" - New York City's most hated cab driver

   I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea!

   If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...

   Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN... I'm hungry

   Not sure what's going on. C-3PO and R2-D2 just abruptly took off in a cruiser and said they were headed to New York.